Narrator: As Adam hangs off the end of the forklift boom, Build Team member Tory makes a shocking discovery!
Tory: [reading from a warning label] Warning: Do not lift personnel, do not use boom or attachment for lifting personnel. Lifting personnel may result in death or serious injury.
Tory: [Shrugs] It's the Mythbuster way.

Tory: How do you feel about high voltage shocks?
John Hunt: [Laughs] On myself or others?
Narrator: That's the right answer. John might actually make mind control material.

Tory: [Rubbing two sticks together but getting no embers] Shnike!
Narrator: Seems like he's off the island too!

[Kari just fired off the fire-extinguisher chaff gun.]
Tory: [to police officer] So, which would be more expensive, the speeding ticket or the littering ticket?
Police Officer: The littering ticket.

Tory: So here's my favorite—And I think you'll like this one, Adam…the Radar Wheel of Death!

[Tory tries a second test of the boom-lift.]
Tory: All right, I'm gonna count down…49, 48…just kidding. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[The test fails.]
Tory: And, Buster didn't even spill his coffee.

Tory: [commenting on the amount of destruction] Hey Adam, would you say it's safe to say that there won't be a second shot?

Tory: Do you have hardcore, to-the-bone death metal?
Music Store Clerk: Do we ever!

Tory: I'm building the Ark of the Covenant. Well, a replica.

[Just after Tory tests the shock on himself.]
Kari: On a scale of 1 to 10, what was the electrocution pain on that one?
Tory: Uh, I would say 211.

[After Tory has returned from shaving with numerous cuts on his face]
Tory: [to Kari] Baby give us a kiss, you don't find me hot, like this?
Kari: You look like hell!

Kari: I promised my mom I wouldn't do anything dumb and unsafe again.
Tory: Looks like you didn't keep your promise.

Tory: [After breaking a swing set and falling to the ground.] I'm so glad we had the mats!

Tory: So, Jamie? If we, uh, find gold, are you gonna share it with me?

Adam: What was your plan for stopping these things?
Tory: Well, there wasn't really a plan…

Tory: See? Science IS fun.

Tory: Kari's too nervous, no more jokin'. Let's grim up.

Tory: Ballistics gel—I love it!

Tory: We killed a dead President.
Grant: Ben Franklin was never President.
[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]
Tory: Wasn't he? Dammit.

Kari: It sounds really, really dangerous.
Grant: It could be very dangerous.
Tory: Or it could be a lot of fun.

Kari: This farmer sure's walking fast.
Tory: Well, he's in a hurry.

Tory: If it's worth doing it's worth overdoing, right?

Tory: [mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away?
Frank Hausman: Because I want to live.
Tory: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?

Tory: Someone order a pair of exploding pants?

Kari: Is there anything more attractive than the sound of gum being chewed? Tory: Yes there is, watching you chew that gum.

Tory: [talking on two-way radio to Grant] Okay, Grant…ready for your 45 mile an hour run? Paramedics are…nowhere to be found. [to camera crew] This may be the last time we see Grant.

Kari: [Looking through Tory's collection] It's a Barbie steam engine.
Tory: No, it's a G.I. Joe steam engine.

Rob Lee (US Narrator): The voice of an angel rings out...
Kari: TORY!
Rob Lee: ...or maybe, make that the devil.
Tory: That was a good one, Kari. Now I know what it would be like to be married to you.

Kari: Tory tends to clean up, Jamie is neurotic about cleaning up, and Adam is the Tasmanian Devil of filth.

Grant: Tory is the designated troublemaker on this team! That explains a lot.

[Kari is dancing and clowning around.]
Tory: Not a lot going on upstairs; but God, she's cute!

[After being loaned some of the original floating barrel props used in the movie Jaws.]
Adam: The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them.
Tory: Has he watched the show?

Adam: [Heading into the darkened obstacle course] Let's PILLAGE!
[He runs in, closing the door behind him]
Tory: I don't know if that's legal in California.


Sources I, II