Quotes

"Confirmed Dead" (#4.2)
Miles Straume: How stupid do you think I am?
Jack Shephard: I don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?

Frank Lapidus: What did you say your name was again?
Juliet Burke: Juliet.
Frank Lapidus: Juliet? Juliet what?
Juliet Burke: Juliet Burke.
Frank Lapidus: Juliet Burke? You weren't on that plane were you? [nods to himself]
Frank Lapidus: MILES!
Miles Straume: Yeah?
Frank Lapidus: This is Juliet Burke. And she was not on that plane!
Miles Straume: What? Are you sure?
Frank Lapidus: You know how many times I studied that damn manifest? There was no Juliet Burke on that flight! She's a native.
Miles Straume: [charging towards Juliet] WHERE IS HE?!

Sayid Jarrah: You say you are not here on a rescue mission and the world at large believes us to be dead. But here we are alive and well and you don't seem remotely surprised to see us.
Miles Straume: [with huge sarcasm] Oh my God, you guys were on Oceanic flight 815. WOW!
Miles Straume: Is that better?


"The Economist" (#4.3)
Sayid Jarrah: Naomi, were you close to her?
Miles Straume: Nope. Met her on the boat.
Sayid Jarrah: You don't seem particularly affected by her death.
Miles Straume: Sure I'm affected. She was hot and I dug her accent.
Kate Austen: Nice.


"Meet Kevin Johnson" (#4.8)
Miles Straume: Your name's not Kevin!
Michael Dawson: [stares at him blankly] Huh?
Miles Straume: Don't worry, 80 percent of the people on this boat are lying about something.


"The Shape of Things to Come" (#4.9)
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You alright, sweetheart?
Claire Littleton: Yeah, a little wobbly but I'll live.
Miles Straume: [referring to the flashes]I wouldn't be too sure about that.


"Jughead" (#5.3)
Daniel Faraday: Miles?
Miles Straume: Wait! Don't move!
Young Eloise Hawking: Who's in charge here?
Miles Straume: [pointing to Daniel] He is.
Young Eloise Hawking: [to Daniel] You just couldn't stay away, could you?


"The Little Prince" (#5.4)
Charlotte Lewis: Where did these come from?
Daniel Faraday: That's a good question. They're pretty old.
Miles Straume: They're not that old.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Let me see that.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [reads a bottle label]"Ajira".
Juliet Burke: Ajira. It's an airline. It's based out of India, but they fly everywhere.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Great. Maybe they've got a flight out of here to Vegas.


"This Place is Death" (#5.5)
Miles Straume: [to Daniel] Where’d that guy come from? I thought he was on the boat.
Daniel Faraday: [to Miles] The blast must’ve thrown him in the water. He’s been moving with every flash, just like us.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [explaining to Jin] Every time the sky lights up, we…move through time.
Jin Kwon: [speaking Korean at Sawyer, frustratedly. Then, in English, to Charlotte] Translate. Please, translate.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Miles] You heard the man, translate.
Miles Straume: Uh, he’s Korean. I’m from Encino.
Jin Kwon: [speaking Korean to Charlotte]
Charlotte Lewis: [to Locke] He wants to know how you’re sure his wife is off the island.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: You speak Korean, Red?
Miles Straume: Obviously.
John Locke: [to Charlotte] Tell him I’m sure. But none of it will matter if we don’t make it to the Orchid.


"LaFleur" (#5.8)
Juliet Burke: Who do you think they are?
Miles Straume: Who cares who they are? We don't even know when they are. Hey Dan, we don't get involved, right? That's what you said.
Daniel Faraday: It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well, thanks anyway, Plato. I'm going over there.
James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to Juliet] You still got my back?
Juliet Burke: Absolutely.

Juliet Burke: Wherever John went he's gone. And wherever we are that well was never built.
Miles Straume: Guys, I'd say way before.
Jin Kwon: What makes you...?


"Whatever Happened, Happened" (#5.11)
Miles Straume: This conversation already happened, we just don't remember it.
Miles Straume: Any of us can die because this is our present.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: But you said Ben couldn't die because he still has to grow up and become the leader of the Others.
Miles Straume: Because this is his past.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: When we first captured Ben and Sayid just tortured him, then why wouldn't he remember getting shot by that same guy when he was a kid.
Miles Straume: Huh... I hadn't thought of that.
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Huh!


"Some Like It Hoth" (#5.13)
Miles Straume: That douche is my dad.

Miles Straume: [referring to Hugo's movie script] What the hell is this?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm writing "Empire Strikes Back."
Miles Straume: Uh, I'm sorry. What?
Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: It's 1977, right? So "Star Wars" just came out. And pretty soon, George Lucas is gonna look for a sequel. I've seen "Empire" 200 times, so I figured I'd made life easier and send him the script... with a couple improvements.